Just a joke for you today....
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen
her excitement -- not
even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress
to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
A
week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn
that her father's new young wife had bought the
exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her
step mom
to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this
dress, and I'm wearing it," she
replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
"Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went
shopping and did
find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for
lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going
to return the other dress? You really don't have
another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled
and replied, "Of course
I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner